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Monday, June 25, 2007; 12:52 pm

Bored to bits.

It is back to school!!! And golly... Do I sureeee have a lot to tell ya. XDDDDDDDDD!

But there's so many projects that I just wanna complain lei... But no la... It was a fun holiday with the rest of the gang. And !Punani is safe and sound from Malaysia. Thank God for no thefts or injuries or whatsoever. :D

You know, during the camp there were so many many funny moments!!! Lemme list them down. XD

I learnt that my friend , Wayne, has a very HAVOC wacko FLAT hair. O_O What a combination. The coach said that if you put glue onto it, it'll turn into a helmet! XDD!

I learnt from someone that SAF stands for Stupid And Fuckedup. Lol.

Ken (Our coach) was running along with us when we went one round around the track (400M) and he pretended to run DAMN fast, with his legs kicking up in an aggravated manner, BUT in actual fact, going quite slow. *Imagine doing olympics uber slow. Yeah.) So he did this kinda sound like a grunt each time he puffed for breath. And the first thing i asked was " Ken, are you having constipation?"

We have a family in Archery!!! And I'm the daughter of Comy (Sp?) and a twin brother who was born 10 minutes before me... Oh, add in a dog and a pet terapin. (Not related to you JunJun, don't worry. If you had a brother like him...

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Whoa... I feel DAMN DAMN sad for you man.)

And ahahahahahaaaaaaa! My hands can get killed from doing the "hold-your-bow-at-full-draw-for-10-seconds-5-sets-each-and-doing-it-without-
fingertaps-to protect-your-finger-joints-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW". Yeah. It's that bad. All of us nearly got a bruise or in other words "ORH CHEH!" BIG BIG blue black. I swear I thought I couldn't write after 5 days or something. Ow.
There are many many bugs in the field and I got bitten so many times. Bleagh. Especially if you do the "Team!" / "ARCHERY!" kinda thing? where everyone put their hands in the center... Bleagh. The FLIES! Omg. I thought one of them nearly went into my mouth. Bleagh.
Darryl got injured by the bow when he put the bow to full draw. As in, the bolts were not fit for the bow, it came pretty loose and SNAP! Go figure. I shan't describe. Jared was traumatised, he was an "Easily Influenced Person". XDDD But it was scary. Darr got hit on the shoulder by the snapped limbs and you know I was like standing there for 10 seconds IN SHOCK before my mouth actally opened, "Darryl, are you okay?!" Lol. Thank God it's better now. :) I can't imagine if it happened to me. *shudders* he calls it, the day he nearly died. O_o
I think you'll be familiar with the G double O D job cheer right? We made lotsa stupid versions fo it!!!
The original: G-Double O-D J-O-B GOOD JOB!!! *clap clap* GOOD JOB! *clap clap*
The alternative: B-Double O-B J-O-B BOOB JOB!!! *clap clap* BOOB JOB! *clap clap* O_o
The third version: H-A-N-D J-O-B HAND JOB!!! *clap clap* HAND JOB! *clap clap* O_O
OKAY! ENOUGH!
With darryl's shoulder injured, he thought he couldn't do jumping jacks. ALLLLLLL the way from the other side of the field, Jared suggested by doing it with one hand like an injured chicken. Imagine. O_O Injured... Chicken... doing Jumping jacks!!! Flap Flap! LOL! AHAHAHA! Funnnnnnyyyy!
Doing a 1-minute exercise!!! We had to relax, close our eyes and sorta, without counting, and just estimate 1 minute and then if you FELT like it, you raised your hand. 2 people got it. Next, we had to count mentally and Ken tested by just saying out random numbers and we had to test our mind. Our counting wasn't perfect of course. But I GOT IT! Whoooooooooo! CX Muahahaha... OliOli-PooPoo Virus DOMINATES!!!
Kelvin, our senior, is a person who is quite bulky and big and Ken just loves bullying him. We were talking about Archery stuff and we came across buying stuff. AND NEXT, it led to a huuuuuge box (I forgot what brand) to keep your bow and your SPARE bow in. Whoa. BIG RIGHT? About 1.25M length, 1M Breadth, 0.5M Height... WHOA. Then a convo ensued:

Senior: "CAN FIT A DEAD BODY INSIDE!"
Ken: "Hey you, can just fold you in half and put inside."
Senior: "Then Kelvin lei? How?"
Ken: "Aiyah... Kelvin have to chop up then put inside lo."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Retaaaaaard!
Then you know for Archery? There's really not much to write about Analogies for this particular sport. You know when you go swimming, you "swim like a flying fish" with the "elegance of a dolphin" and when you run, you "run at the speed of light" but archery got what??? When you stand you need to be damn balanced la...

Then what?? As sturdy as a tree ah??? And when the arrow shoots... You can just imagine the commentator going:

Look at the arrow going like a powered-up rocket... ???

I mean the arrow so thin and slice through the air BUT the ruddy rocket just goes into the targetboard and you can say byebye to the poor sad soul of a targetboard...

BOOM!

Speaking of target boards. Our ones in TP are extremely ~~holy~~ HOLE-Y. :D
And you know, when you crack knuckles? People crack it all at one go? And then you heard the "KRRRRLLLL" sound of multiple arrows cracking? But I CAN'T DO THAT AND IT'S SO UNFAIR!

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So When Darryl went like "KRRRRLLLL" and mimicked threatening me, I had to threaten back right? So I Gave him an upclose stare......

Then I went to crack my knuckles one by one...

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LIKE HOW INTIMIDATING CAN THAT BE LA!!! *HRUMPH*
Another random thing... I think Johannas is an addict for fletching. He can go have a job of being a Pro-ded Fletcher. O_o
And one time, during the camp, I shot... I shot like this...

OEI!!! MAKE WAY!!! Pro Oli Shooting!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHH! SO PEK CHEK!!! EVERYONE WAS STARING! Maluuuuuuu. TT____TT
Okay that's about it. BUT! There's one more event!

There's this policy that when people shoot, no one is supposed to be behind the boards at ALL for fear of any FREAK ACCIDENTS!

So there's one time the seniors (The Old People as coach says) were retrieving the arrows... And the juniors aka freshies (The Young People) were shooting. *The seniors are given two boards to at and the juniors, 3 boards. They shoot at 30M and we shoot at... 5M. Pathetic!!! Lol.*

Then some of them were trying to find their arrows that shot out of the target board and somehow strayed into our region behind our boards 30M away... And Ken (Our coach) saw and yelled:

OEI! GET OUT OF THE WAY LA! NOOB SHOOTING!!!

I swear that everyone started to laugh.

Other than that, Currently it's 12th july, continuing this retarded post. (LIKE ME!!!) Lol. And I have my FINGERTAP AND MY ARMGUARD!!! WHOOT! 30 BUCKS LEI! DON'T PLAY PLAY!
And you know, I am feeling uber random!!! WHOOT! Don't bother about the... err... Next post. That beng is damn effed up. Stupid retarded attention seeker. HIS FRIEND IS THE ONE WHO WAS VICTIM YOU COME AND KACHOW FOR WHAT??? All your other friends all inside happily helping YOUR VICTIMIZED FRIEND CANNN!! You're the only ulu pandan who wanted to come out and try to pick a fight and ACT BIG! Stupid inflated ego of a WHORE! LOSER!
Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry is damn nice. WHOOOT!!! Lalalalalaa~!
Tonight I'm going to blog again about TODAY. WHOOT! This is the PASSSST! Muahaha. I'm random! ~SPASMS~