TODAY! I shall show you some videos that are really cool and are awesome!
LIKE TOTALLY!At the END of the blog post.
But recently, there hasn't been that much things to talk about unless you want me to talk about things like 200 Pound Beauty which I just recently watched.
That movie is SOOOOO TOUCHING! I cried along with Piao Xue and Ning Zhi. It caused my floodgates to come running down like the red sea or something (After the Red Sea splashes down from the parting la!!!) But yeah. This big fat woman likes this guy and omg she is ADORABLE! As in her antics like squeaking when she hugs the one she loves or something... Her fats... Are just...
O_O...
THAT should frigging describe it about enough.
But yeah. After her painful surgery to remove approximately 20 bottles *500 ml* of her JUUUUICY ORANGE *BLEAGH* FATS ((Omg... If someone sponsored me the money to do that frigging shit, even if you gave me an all expenses paid trip to do it, I would so FCUKING NOT DO IT!!! -UNLESS... Maybe if you give me a whole library of Manga AND Anime library. I would SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO do it.. ANYTHING FOR THE SAKE OF MANGA AND ANIME!!!!!!!!-)) She turned into your typical literal Miss Korean Universe or something. Dammit. She's the envy of all Korean ladies. And people who aren't as pretty as her like me...
NOT LIKE I CARE ABOUT LOOKS! BLEAGH!
So remember, always bring a tissue whenever you or your girlfriends want to watch 200 Pound Beauty, otherwise you might end up blowing your nose on your own T-Shirt or something. O_O
About looks, I got a FUGGING HUGE ORH-CHEH FROM ARCHERY!!! GAH!!!
And it's so huge. It's the size of a 50 cent coin...
Lucky I rubbed it and now it's red. Red usually means the colour of healing when it comes to Orh-Chehs ((Blue blacks)).
You know when you shoot the arrow, you have your arm guard with you right? But on one particular shot, it went BEHIND the arm guard and whacked RIGHT SMACK on the "artery vein" itself.
They say that if you pull the string 3 inches back, an arrow with that amount of force could penetrate a body. O_O WTF?! At the rate the string hit me by having it extended by around 14 inches or so...
I nearly thought I was gonna die.
But luckily I didn't.
The Archery Course was from the Personal Development Programme the school had, and I paid $20 for this Programme and this Saturday I have another session from 9-11AM with !Punani and Darryl!!! :D
Did I mention Darryl also whacked his arm on the same spot twice? He didn't get an Orh-Cheh as it didn't land on his veins but got a bad bruise. !Punani got scrapes along his arm but nonetheless, no injuries. But the best part is, Darryl's healed after 2 days even though it whacked on the same spot, while I still have my 50 cent ORH-CHEH TILL TODAY!!! GAAAAAAAAAH.
Ah Heck. I hope I make it into the archery team. I don't mind having rigorous training as Archery is a passion. I think I inherited it from my dad as my dad used to want to learn Archery. Why?
He wanted to follow Robin Hood.
*whacks my head*
Hais... I have inline skating next Thursday. Hopefully it'll be fun though. The class not that
BIG and all that.
Other than that, I had my Drama CCA last Friday. ZOMGWTFHBBQPORK! You know there's this guy called Juz (Pronounced as / call him: JUICE! *Sarcastic arsehole... TT___TT Lol.*) and he sings fugging well! He performed in local musicals in the Esplanade, I think and he has an AWESOME VOICE. Really loud and super high pitched! It's almost like an opera except there's no waver in the voice and it's SUPER SUPER LOUD!!! SCREECHING! If you were a bat or a dog, you would go DEAF.
LITERALLY!!! AND I MEAN IT!
Cos on that particular session, the Freshies of Dramatec were split into 4 groups and he was in the same group as me. So we went to one of the stations whereby you have to try and get the person on the "Park Bench" ((Merely two chairs stuck together. O_o)) OFF the frigging chair and SHOO him/her off. He went up and sat down... And then he started SINGING / SCREECHING! ((Actually, he was singing in a high pitched voice that was superbly loud.)) The poor Senior of mine could only stand the noise being tossed into her ears and blending her ear drums plus using-a-mixer-to-mince-her-brain-up for about 20-30 seconds before she scooted of the chair I swear. ((Hey! that rhymes!)) And I was like WTF. Holy SHIT! *COVERS EARS FOR PROTECTION!)) OMG! It was so fugging loud.
Two words and an emoticon to describe this.
HOLY FUCKAROLY! O_O
SCHIZER! I don't think words can describe it unless you were there at the *hush whisper*
scene of the crime. Nonetheless, he has a powerful voice, no doubt about that. But I think on that day I couldn't sleep as there was this ringing sound in my ear, ya know? Hais... Juice, you really made my day. Wow. Lol. But ya know, after the activities, during the debrief, we urged him to sing. He sang for us a really beautiful song from one of the musicals he sang for previously -can't remember-. It just made me so touched, I just cried. T__T Super Powerful Voice that guy has, really.
Anyway, moving on! I was in Lecture today and it's pretty funny. All I did was laugh laugh laugh!!! I think intro to HT lecture is quite boring if you ask me. *Hais* oh well. Firstly, there's these two guys behind me... SO ANNOYING! He keep on kachowing me and Piao Xue so much, it was so irritating. The angers builds up and then I turned around
AND I PINCHED HIM. HARD ON THE LEGS.Nabai!!! I nearly pulled out his leg hair like what I'd do to !Punani and it scared him la. LOL!
I BET HE LEAST EXPECTED THAT!!! Aiya. You know joke joke. LOL! BUT!!! This thing is, when I actually turned around each time, he keep on saying sorry and hiding in this joking manner. ARGHHH! Annoying!!!
After that, he continue his antics and he did this TWICE.
WAHHHH! You tell me or not whether you won't be irritated?! LOL! The second time he did it, his slipper fell off onto the spot nearly under my chair there. SO...
I took the thing. Picked it up. And made a gesture to pass it back to him.
"Thank you ah... Thank you thank you..."
And I just took the slipper and to the to the front of my seat where he couldn't reach it. FRIGGING IRRITANT! I feel like spraying pesticide on your face. XD!
He keep on making this sickening, act-cute face like: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... *Jialat to anyone who become his GF sia. Ahee..* But I didn't give. Then the friend beside him say:
Hey... Give it back la... Please... *innocent eyes*
Me: Hmmm... I think maybe you asking for a hair pulling session issit?
Friend: No no no no no noooo. Oh NO you don't.
Guy Behind: Aiya... I got no hair to pull one. *Feels his head* See? So short, pull what?
Me: I can always use a shaver.
Guy behind: Aiya. This hair is rare and only *One-of-a-kind* lei.
Me: So? you can also wear a blonde wig. Looks GOOD on you and it's ONE-OF-A-KIND...
Aiya. Retarded la... So joke. Eventually I gave him his slipper back, but it resulted in me having a new nickname: Leg Hair Pulling Girl. Nabai... AND HE TELLS THE REST OF HIS FELLOW CLASSMATES *all guys* MY NICKNAME! NAAAABAIIII.... *grits teeth* Only like to tease girls la.. Adui...
Aiya. guys will always be guys la = No lifers. *No offence to nice guys like
King Kong *
winks* out there but yeah. LOL.* Hais. anyway, there's certain quotes that would definitely make you laugh, that I learnt in class:
- We are always serious about having fun.
- Girls have a thing called intuition. It's their 6th sense. They say guys don't have the 6th sense? Guy DO have 6th sense.... It's called NON-SENSE. (nonsense)
:P Hoped that made you laugh.. Ahee... During the same lecture, we were eating some snacks... You know the Meiji ones with 5 boxes for around $2.50? I was eating the ones with M&M lookalikes and we had 3 left. 2 reds and 1 green. This is what happened.
You tell me. STUPID? Or STUPID? This is the side-effects of going through a boring lecture...
Aiya.. I really got nothing to say now except I can't wait for Archery! As for CCAs, I may drop Drama... And as for Dance.... To get in? HAH! FAT CHANCE! They are picking only 10 out of 100 of us and look at the amount of experience I frigging have. Schizer... I think I did horrible at the tryout. Don't expect to see my name on the board next Wednesday!!! O_O
If I'm not in Dance, it would leave me with the CCAs that you have practices every week, which is:
- Drama
- Archery
- Adventure Club
The other two: Japanese Cultural Society and TPSU are not those kinda CCAs you need to attend at least once every week... Whew...
But anyway, I'm bored. Bored Bored. FYI, I can't wait for this Friday too as we're gonna watch Spiderman 3!
THE JOYYYYYY! It's 3.14 in the morning and I have Communication Skills 1 at 12NN tomorrow.
The joy.Which means I have to leave you here and update maybe tomorrow if I can?
True to my blog post title...
Here are
THE videos. I decided to find on Dominoes and a related search was on Pool which is uber cool so I
HAVE MUST to show it to you. 8D
Okay. I'm gonna get to sleep. It's already 3.50AM in the morning and as I've said, I have Adventure Club AND class tomorrow.
And Ning Zhi, I WANNA GO PLAY HOTD4 WITH YOU AT DHOBY GHAUT SOMETIME
SOOOOOOON! Besides that...
G'nites and ciaoness.
Oli-Virus staggered off to bed and *PLOOMPFFF* onto her pillow at 3:51AM.
WAHHHH! You tell me or not whether you won't be irritated?! LOL! The second time he did it, his slipper fell off onto the spot nearly under my chair there. SO...
Get into good uni
Whooshies!
January 2007