Lol. In like 5 minutes' time I am going to eat my Maggi Mee with egg. Shiok Bodoh!!!

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No. DON'T EVEN SPEAK A WORD. No matter WHAT you THINK. It is NOT MAGGOTS. If you weren't thinking of her, then it's fine. BUT DON'T THINK OF HER!

If you do, bitchslap her for me?

LIKE THIS!

LOL! KIDDING! You think I'm that evil? She broke her arm already. PLUS, I don't think I'd wanna cover her medical expenses.

Let's take a 15 minute interval~! (Though you're not really gonna experience it when you READ blogs but ah! Who cares anyway? I'm being random as usual. ~^_^~)

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OKAY! I'M BACK!!! Hell yeah. I feel full and stuffed! Like a roasted turkey at Thanksgiving? LOL. But anyway, back to my boring old life.

It seems to me that I have to be a news reporter for the day. And So I shall bring to you the news of the Oli-Virus at 9PM Tonight.

On the news today, there has been a sighting that a Virus has been rampaging on the loose and has been dishing out brutal whacks to a poor little soul by the alias little weenie, !Punani Tsunami of a Salami, with a supposedly identified "Ice Mountain Bottle" with a label of "Singapore's No 1 Drinking Water Brand". People have actually called it (Alias Silva) the "new meaning to hydrotherapy" and the quote has been recorded into the memory of th ever-so-great Oli-Virus.

Another reported news was that a IDENTIFIED Virus was last seen in a theatre spreading contagious laughter throughout the whole cinema watching a movie, "Music and Lyrics" and has been actually arrested and charged on the account of "causing too much noise pollution" that a man nearly threw a box of popcorns into her mouth to stop her from laughing.

The same identified Virus was also last seen at a hot spot nearby "Suntec City" to attend an event, "The IT Fair 2007" and the virus was spotted gawking at the screens of the "Playstation 3" with its "Blu-Disc Technology" and making the spot on which it stood unaccessible due to a large amount of "Drool" on the red carpet itself.

From an unknown tipoff, we got to know also, that the Virus also sneaked out of the very same fair, with an Unidentified object but most likely guessed to be a webcamera. The virus was seen spotting a Webcamera for 1.3 MegaPix for a 3 month warranty with extra earphones free and bought the camera at the spur of the moment along with "Silva". We suspect that it went to another place with a branding "24-Hour" and realised that it was ripped off by. The offer was said to be 2.1 MegaPix camera with the exact same functions and sold at a price $5 more expensive. Another !Punani and the Virus bought the webcams. 2 for $90 and 1 for $48. Then, the virus was spotted heading back to the store, giving the OTHER camera back and asking another stranger by the alias "Silva" to use it and get an $80 MP4. Therefore, using his and it's purchase, they exchanged it for an MP4.

And extra news for your own entertainment's pleasure, they ate a Carl's Junior again and the Virus ate Cris-Cut Fries along with a huge burger (Western Bacon Burger) and a cup of Iced Leman Tea for $9.30).

That's the news for today. Till Then, this is the Oli-Virus stalker bring to you live, from Channel Kazuiteimugapitch.

LOL! That's about it. Besides the fact, that I watch a scary movie called The Messenger ((a must-watch for anyone who likes the type of movies that focuses on scaring you and cool effects.)) today and I got a bloddy shock (I swear it's worser and MUCH worser than having to watch History Documentaries but to hell with history documentaries. I LIKE MOVIES A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER!) that I nearly got sent to either Heaven, Hell or Purgatory. No spoilers for anyone here IF you were EVER HOPING for any. just go watch. I'd rate it a 3.5 to 4 Stars.

ARGHHH! And oh. I played the whole game of THOTD 4 within 20-25 minutes and omg. It was damn FUUUUN! Lemme give you the status quo:

STATS:

1st Credit: Chapter 3 (Boss Monster) (You can consider it the beginning for Chapter 4 because I had to put in another credit to kill an itsy bitsy bit of his life. Schizer.)

Boss Monster Hits: (On me)
Justice: 0

The Lovers: 1

Empress: 1

Temperance: 3

The Star: 1

The World (Beta): 0

The World (Gamma): 3

Chapter 1: A (73% Accuracy)

Chapter 2: B

Chapter 3: B

Chapter 4: A (71% Accuracy)

Chapter 5: A

Chapter 6: A

Overall Accuracy: 70% (Perfect)

Total Critical Shot: (Amazing)

Good: 136

Excellent: 81

Great: 68

Perfect: 141

Total Score: 27064 (Amazing)

Agent: Expert Agent

Total number of credits used: 4

You can imagine the improvement from the first time I managed to get to The World (Gamma) ZZZ. I leave that to you to figure it out for yourself.

Oh. And also, especially without a whole bunch of people watching me play, I realised I play MUCH MUCH better if I had one or two friend(s) for company ((A whole bunch is fine... but don't distract!!!)) who just gives his/her support AFTER each chapter. Or making gestures of approval or even going Hell Yeah!™ or Silva's WHUUUU™! of some sort. Just don't distract can liao.

Meanwhile, I'll just put up a little something treaty for you.

Conversation(s) *I think only one funny one for today.*

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Silva: EEEE. !Punani only bully me.

Yoh: Nevermind. You can whack him. Don't worry.

!Punani (To Yoh): OEI! Don't give him permission la!

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Pictures!

A Sweet Picture of Ash carrying a little Misty doll. AWWW. *blush*

A picture of me brushing my hair? Or attempting to? Well. The hair really really looks like mine anyway. =___= So I shall declare it me!!!

These two pictures were on my MSN Display Picture for a while and people who were on my contact list, who didn't know my face asked me, "You're a GUY???!!! I thought you were always a GIRL?!" OEI! You guys outdated lei. If I were this handsome guy, I'd just die to a horde of fan letters by now. But I'm not FYI.

GO WATCH PRINCESS HOURS AND YOU'LL BE EDUCATED ON THE CHARACTER "SHIN GOON" YOU FOOLS!

Lol. That's about it for the pictures. And STOP IT! STOP SWOONING OVER SHIN GOON! I know even guys can just gasp and release a fan girl scream when you see the pictures of this remarkably dashing guy but STOP SCREAMING ON MY BLOG! If you want to scream and swoon, you can always FIND FOR THE PICTURES AND SWOON OVER HIM! IN YOUR COMPUTER FOLDERS!!! O_o... Weirdos.

Anyway, I'm gonna go sleep. I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy. Tomorrow I'll post up "Music and Lyrics" quotes in an uber short post in my blog. But right now, I am pooped 'cos I woke up at 5.45AM to get to the 7.15AM Mass at Holy Fam. So excuse me while I snore.

ZZZ.

The Oli-Virus and Yoh-kun communicated through the extra-terrestrial on this webpage at 12.26AM. ((Sorry for lack of creativity. I am TIRED.)) *Drools and snores* ZZZ.

!~~*LyRiCs Of ThE MoMeNt*~~!
~*Way Back into Love*~
I've been living with a shadow overhead,
I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed.
I've been lonely for so long,
Trapped in the past, I just can't seem to move on.
I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away,
Just in case I ever need `em again someday.
I've been setting aside time,
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind.

~Hugh Grants and Drew Barrymore

*Please DO NOT remove the credits!
Thanks a lot! :D