Okay. Today's post won't be so "Life-Based" but more on "Cool-Stuff-I've-Come-Across-while cleaning-up-Based". XD. But I shall update you on stuff involving the monotonous life I lead.
I can now defeat the monsters in THOTD4 in chapter 2 and 3 using only 1 credit! :D But I died in "The Empress" portion of the game sadly. XD. Today, after seeing Tonton and Couz, I was at Dhoby Ghaut's THOTD4. There was like a small group of 2-4 people watching and they wanted to play the game. and I was so focused on the game till I didn't hear anything around me except muffled buzzing in my ears. XD. ((Pesky flies... Shoo shoo go away. The Oli-virus is contagious. *LOL IMAGINE FLIES GOING HIGH! -jiggles about-*)) And Terence caught some words like: I CAN'T DO SOLO LOR... Or wah... Until now still living ah? *BASHES THOSE GUYS UP* NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE OLI-WOLI! And if you're not too dumb to realize, it's actually easier to play solo than duo. ZZZ.
WHOOT! And a coupla days ago, I got a PERFECT FOR MY ACCURACY FOR CHAPTER 1! (70%) WHOOT! This calls for a celebration! ~^____^~ *wiggles about* PLUS I GOT AN A FOR CHAPTER TWO! *JIGGLES!* This is called: Being uber happy. XD. LAAAME.
Oh! Today, I came across a Gothic shop. It was pretty cool and I should try out being a Goth for a day. 'Cos i love those chains and those sleeves attached to a normal tee via chains of some sort or something like that. Can't describe. just that the shirts are damn uber expensive can!!! $52. $52. AND THAT'S AFTER DISCOUNT CAN?! OMGWTFHBBQ! I SWEAR! It's DAYLIGHT ROBBERY. But I suppose it's for the fancy jewellery aka chains attached to it. ~^__^~ Even a skirt is $55 before discount can. Gah. Guess it's not within budget. FOOBAH.
SOMETHING EXCITING IS HAPPENING TOMORROW AND I CAN'T WAIT! Not only what you're thinking people-who-are-involved, but also a sleepover at Baka Saru's HOUSE! WHOOT! Plus a treat of the Meiko Gakuen girls sleeping over at her place. WHOOT~! I can't wait! :D
Oh. My bro is one funny dude. he came to watch "Black Cat Episodes 1-4" at my place today and we had Wan Ton Mee. So we were about to eat and naturally, would talk at the same time. And suddenly we came across the topic of saying your prayers before a meal aka Grace. He's not Catholic for one thing. So he told me this: *Note: Italics are Oli's opinion. Normal is Bro's*
When I was sec 1, my senior told me to say grace. But I didn't know what grace meant. So I thought:
*Since when was our president's name become Grace??? I thought it was S. R. Nathan???*"
But that's not all.
"Okay. So I asked my senior sitting beside me, since he was a Catholic and all, so I thought he might have known.
Bro: "Oei. Say what grace?"
Senior: "Huh? What grace?"
Bro: "I mean... What does XXX mean by him asking me to say grace?"
Senior: "Oh. That... Just say grace lo."
DOTS! Like that helps! XD. Anyway, on with the story...
XXX: "Okay. Bro, say grace."
Bro: "Errr... Grace."
XXX: "Noooo. Oei. Say it properly la."
Bro: -Gives the funny look- Err... *thinks: What the HECK am I supposed to do???* Errr... Geerrraaaaace.
YYY: "Hey, you're supposed to say a prayer you know?"
And that's how my bro reached Nirvana about the word Grace. LOL! I was like LAUGHING ALL THE WAY can.... It was damn funny. GEERRAACE.
But oh well. XDXDXDXD. I found it funny. :D OH! You should try watching Black Cat! it's a damn nice anime. I'm looking forward to downloading Black Cat EP 5. :D Can't download it now cos tomorrow I have to go to work at 5am. ZZZ. I know I'm gonna be damn tired. But heck. I'm working WITH SHARON! CAN YOU FARKING BELIEVE IT??? AFTER ONE MONTH OF SOLITUDE FROM WORK AND I CAN GET TO FINALLY FARKING WORK WITH SHARON! *SCREAMS till my glass SHATTERS*
Gah. The sad news is, Mr Gao (?) is gonna supervise us tomorrow and it's only Kim, Shar and I working. ZZZ. I'm happy enuff I'm getting to work with her though. LOOK AT THE BOLDED TEXT MAN! XD!
But sad enough, I've got work with MAGGIE on THURSDAY. SCHIZER. THIS could spell my ultimate death. Pray for me guys. *Shar, I have ABSOLUTELY NO idea as to how you survive her wrath.*
Okay. Time to move on from my daily life. :D
*DO NOT READ THIS PORTION IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!*
You know, when I was spring cleaning two of my cupboards (('cos my dad forced me to do it)) and I came across my little diaries. So I found this poem about the disastrous Camp Corri that i attended in Sec 3 at Malaysia. Man. The toilets had no flushing system and you had to use a pail to clear out your rear end's products within the SQUATTING toilet bowl. Plus, being girls and having girlfriends from an all girl's school and them using the toilets like what they do in Singapore, since we're such fortunate people to even live here, they abuse the toilets and choke it up with items like err... indescribable things that were stained, which I should think you can guess already. *pants for breath and continues* Moreover, the whole level had to go and share those 8 measly toilets and also not only doing our business in there, but also BATHING in there with the horrid STENCH of the choked up products, it was such a morbid experience for anyone to take.
So anyway, I made up this one verse of poem about the toilets:
"The toilets there were simplified,
It was terribly unmodified.
The campers there were terrified/horrified;
What was inside? We were stupefied."
XDDDD. Tells you something, doesn't it? I wrote it on the 31st January 2005. It's stroke me like a bolt of LIGHTNING! *No... I didn't turn into Kentucky Fried Oli.* And I think it was a stroke of GENIUS. XD. A very, very, very, very, extremely, stupendously, scientifically, horrendously, RARE!!! But oh well. "Expect the unexpected!"
For Avid Harry Potter Fans ((Like i was the last time)), here's some interesting things I got from J. K. Rowling's site -I think I got it there. tell me if I didn't.- *FULL CREDIT goes to J. K. Rowling herself. Disclaimers inserted by me here. Don't own Harry Potter nor ANYTHING created by her as well as the poem she wanted to put in the book but didn't, below... Hey. You think I can create stuff like this? This is the work of a PURE GENIUS. I'm just a doodoo goondu in some unknown ulu part of the world. I'M JUST AN AVID FAN OF HARRY POTTER SO DON'T SUE ME!!! GYAAAAHHH!* *panics*"the secret stuff you have to frigging unlock to discover, when I was still in Sec 2.
Note: DON'T TRUST THESE COMPLETELY, I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I GOT THEM. IT'S LIKE TWO YEAR AGO??? SEARCH AND PROVE IF THESE ARE CORRECT FOR YOURSELF.
- Crookshanks is a half cat, half Kneazle.
- Hermione's birthday is on the 19th September.
- Ginerva (Ginny) was the first girl to be born for several generations.
- Fred and George were born on April Fool's Day. (Not sure.)
- Molly Prewitt lost close family members to Voldemort. (I guess that's why she was imagining everyone dead in Book 5 or 6 when she was facing the Boggart.)
- Sir Nick had a poem about his beheading:
It was a mistake any wizard could make,
Who was tired and caught on the hop.
One piffling error and then to my terror,
I found myself facing the chop.
Ala, for the eve, when I met lady grieve
A-strolling the park in the dusk.
She was of the belief, I could straighten her teeth,
Next moment she sprouted a tusk.
I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right,
But the process of justice was lax.
They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock,
Where they usually sharpened the axe.
Next moment at dawn, with a face most forlorn,
The priest said to try not to cry.
You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,
And I knew that my end must be nigh.
The man in the mask would have a sad task
Of cleaving my head from my neck.
Said, "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees?"
And I turned to a gibbering wreck.
"This may sting a bit," said the cack-handed twit,
As he swung up the axe up in the air.
But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,
My head was still definitely here.
The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,
"Won't be too long." He assured me.
But quick it was not, the bone-headed clot,
Took forty-five goes till he floored me.
And so I was dead, but my faithful old head,
It never saw fit to desert me.
It still lingers on, that's the end of my song.
And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me.
*Disclaimers inserted here yet again, that I do not own Harry Potter or any of J. K. Rowling's works or any sort of relations to Harry Potter at ALL. Just to put things up here for the benefit of Harry Potter fans out there so they can have at least some sort of entertainment with this wonderful, damn hilarious poem.*
LOL! There's the entertainment side. And I'm off to go pack my bag for tomorrow's sleepover. And practice some o2jam which I have not been doing for the past 3 days.
CIAO! :D
Oli popped her balloon and got a new one to pop yet again at 10:49PM.
!~~*LyRiCs oF ThE MoMeNt*~~!
~Beautiful SoulI don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I want to chase
You're the one I want to hold
I won't let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
::Jesse McCartney::
Get into good uni
Whooshies!
January 2007